New Hats!

Our new hats came in today! These are the mesh backed trucker style with the snap adjustment. Now you can show off your Ivory pride all day, every day!! Seriously….. wear it every day. Benefits include but are not limited to:
1. Adds 18 horsepower to the standard vehicle when worn sideways while driving.
2. Increases long range accuracy when shooting upside down.
3. 20% increase in your masculinity (30% when worn with a beard)
4. For ladies, increases “real girl” points by 35 and 67 when worn with a point tail.
5. Vampires can’t see you at night.
6. Game animals come to you when hunting.
7. Makes your poker face unreadable.
8. Keeps the sun of your eyes.
9. Makes PBR bearable to drink.
10. Renders Chuck Norris’ roundhouse useless against you.
And @ $23.00 you’ll get more value out of it than any other hat you own. ‪#‎ivorylife‬