The Hooch Pouch

Description

The Hooch Pouch flask holster was designed with the world’s top drinkers in mind. Just like our holster line, it was crafted to be durable, functional and discreet. The 90/10 split design makes it extremely comfortable against the body while our quick clips seat your favorite spirit tightly to your hip. The included flask is made of adamantium (yeah… the same stuff as Wolverine’s claws) and will hold the harshest of whiskeys. Your Hooch Pouch is essential for weddings, public speaking, PowerPoint, funerals, camping, taking out the garbage, tailgating, movies, high fives, ultimate Frisbee, Bass fishing, college football, work, golf, bonfires, family reunions, celebrating the end of the cold war, bear wrestling, going to the bathroom, skydiving, cosplay, podcasting, backpacking, chick flicks, conflict management, black Friday shopping,  practicing your Australian accent, yardwork, civil war reenactments,  corporate board meetings, holiday parties, LARPing, chewing the fat with an old timer, watching John Wayne movies, Bible study, poker, celebrating the U.S. Military, nights at the symphony, pouring out a sip for your homie, pre crossfit workout shakes, drinking with the neighbors and almost any event that doesn’t involve guns, driving or operating heavy machinery.